3.22.16
Once upon a time there were 3 aholes. One was a very rich and loud and offensive ahole who wanted to be the most important man in the land. Ahole two was not rich or important, but he didn’t like the rich loud ahole. Ahole two decided that he had the right to be the speech police, and that no ahole in the realm had the right to say anything unless he agreed with it. He hated everything that the the rich loud ahole said, and he wanted to show the rich loud ahole that he was a bigger ahole. He knew that would make the rich loud ahole shut up for good.
So one day ahole two got together with a bunch of his ahole friends and decided that they had the right to stop the rich loud ahole from speaking to other people. They decided to go to where the rich loud ahole was giving a speech and do disruptive, destructive ahole things, and try to ruin the rich loud ahole’s party.
So they did.
But there were lots of people there that day, some were aholes and some were not. Soon ahole two and his friends were pushing and fighting with other aholes and everybody was getting to show their ahole attitudes to all the other aholes there.
Shortly the Police came and made ahole two and his ahole friends leave. The rich loud ahole stood on the stage saying more ahole things.
That is when ahole three decided that he needed to show everybody that he was a bigger ahole than ahole two and maybe even as big an ahole as the rich loud ahole himself. So ahole three scurried over to where ahole two was. The Police were walking ahole two out of the building. Ahole two was having a good time yelling ahole things and giving the finger to everybody when ahole three punched him in his ahole face. That proved to everybody that ahole three was the biggest ahole in the entire big building.
The next time the rich loud ahole tried to give a speech lots more ahole friends of ahole two showed up and acted like such grand aholes that they made all the aholes mad. Soon everybody started fighting and doing ahole things the Police closed down the party of the rich loud ahole and made everybody go home, ahole or not.
The rich loud ahole didn’t get to have his party, and probably will have more problems at any future parties he sponsors. Oh well, that happens when you get up on a public stage and say ahole things.
Ahole two went to a public gathering, acted like an ahole, and got punched in the face. Oh well, sometimes that happens when you act like an ahole to other people.
Ahole three punched ahole two in the face, he got arrested and will go to jail. Oh well, that happens when you act like an ahole and punch people.
Perhaps the moral of the story is: Act like an ahole, get treated like an ahole.